we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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