I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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