She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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