in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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