...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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