Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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