I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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