if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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