these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
