I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
last night I used snow as a chaser
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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