If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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