you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Enjoy the penises
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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