I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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