Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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