chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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