mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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