we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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