I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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