suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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