By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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