If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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