Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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