Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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