There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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She bit a glass in half.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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