They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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