I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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