I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
