my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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