But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
