Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm like, not good at living.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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