Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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