ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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