I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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