what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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