yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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