so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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