don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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