my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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