thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Sorry about my life...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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