farters have to be the big spoon...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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