this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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