I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag