I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.