I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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