Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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