Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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