Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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