loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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