He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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