so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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