dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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