whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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