Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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