tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You are the jesus of drinking
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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