I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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